Text Messages from My Mother After I Publish a Single Article Online


Nice work, hon. Possibly they’ll give you a job!

Have you ever added the article to your résumé but? Only a thought. XO

Query re: the article you printed. Have you learnt if the pay is negotiable?

Sweetie, I left you a voice mail about updating your Web page to say you-know-what.

Possibly you possibly can flip it right into a ebook! Have you ever floated that concept round?

Social media. That’s the way in which to get your identify on the market.

Possibly you possibly can flip it into an e-book! Have you ever floated that concept round?

Honey, I attempted leaving a remark nevertheless it appears like feedback are disabled.

Did they provide you a free subscription? They may should you ask.

Honey, keep in mind to deposit the test in your checking account earlier than it expires.

Simply discovered a typo. Name me ASAP.

Honey, I used to be considering that you simply would possibly need to put the piece up on LinkedIn so folks providing jobs may see it and see you after which perhaps you possibly can get a job.

Simply had a fantastic thought for the subsequent one! Name me when you’ll be able to.

Did you inform them that your sister’s a great author, too? Good and perhaps not so wordy.

Possibly they might create a brand new place for you! That form of factor occurs on a regular basis.

Dad’s having hassle loading it on his Kindle. Name me ASAP.

Possibly you must supply to translate it into French! Your French is nice.

I e-mailed them concerning the no-comments factor however haven’t heard again.

Possibly you must present them your tweets! Your tweets are good.

Honey, I took the freedom of printing it out and giving it to our neighbor Joe Metcalf, who works in publishing. It’s authorized publishing, however you by no means know.

Did you add it to your OkCupid profile? I’d swipe proper!

Effectively, did you even ask them if the pay was negotiable?

Did they ever e-mail you to say that they preferred it or to ask if in case you have different concepts or simply to keep up a correspondence?

Possibly they might write you a letter of reference, I don’t know.

Did you need to invite the editor over for dinner on Sunday?

Possibly they might write your sister a letter of reference, I don’t know.

Are you able to no less than attempt to assist dad together with his Kindle?

Final thing, hon: Have you ever thought of writing extra? Only a thought. XO