“Don’t Say Gaetz” Law Protects Florida’s Kids from Matt Gaetz

TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—A proposed legislation that may ban any constructive dialogue of Consultant Matt Gaetz in Florida’s lecture rooms is being debated within the Florida Home.

The invoice, which has been dubbed “Don’t Say Gaetz,” has been written to guard Florida’s youngsters, its advocates mentioned.

“Our high-school children are uncovered to many risks every day,” mentioned Carol Foyler, a Florida mom who helps the invoice. “Clearly, although, no hazard is bigger than Matt Gaetz.”

Underneath the provisions of the invoice, Florida high-school college students could be required to take a semester-long course “in regards to the warning indicators that they’re in proximity to Matt Gaetz, and easy methods to forestall that from ever occurring,” Foyler mentioned.

“The answer to this drawback is training,” she mentioned. “You may’t simply pray the Gaetz away.”