My title is Henry and I am an emoji activist.
4 years in the past, I finished studying and writing fully.
Henry believes that humanity is trapped
in what students have known as the tyranny of that means
and that emoji primarily based language could be a method
for us to flee these shackles.
Phrases now not is sensible. Emojis can do all of it.
One among my major objectives proper now
is to close down all literacy facilities.
That is her, that is her.
Depart me alone. Disgrace on you. Disgrace on you.
He’ll attain out to my college students
pretending to be a free personal tutor
after which attempt to sabotage all the things that we’ve got labored on.
I love nations which have low literacy charges.
Afghanistan has 28%. I imply, what a dream.
[Angela] Depart me alone. Disgrace on you, disgrace on you.
Books with phrases have turn out to be completely ineffective.
I’ve taken it upon myself to translate
the nice works of the previous into emoji.
With my emoji-rations,
you’ll be able to learn the classics in only a few seconds
and it hits simply as exhausting.
Warfare and Peace.
Kevin informed me you took him out of faculty as we speak, once more.
Yeah, I needed to. Henry.
I had no selection. They’re poisoning him there.
When Henry first turned an emoji fanatic,
I wasn’t thrilled.
What are you doing with a ebook? No extra books.
Possibly sooner or later the world will all be emojis
however proper now our son is falling behind.
No, no, no, it is the world that is falling behind,
the world. I am unable to do that anymore,
Henry, I am unable to do that anymore.
No, no, cease it, Henry, No.
I’ll admit as troublesome as this undertaking has been for us,
the coy monkey emoji has saved our marriage many occasions.
Phrases, they fall quick
however the monkey emoji expresses who I’m and the way I really feel.
[Gabriel] You see that is the hazard of emojis proper there.
They appear cute and enjoyable on the floor
however they insidiously modify our habits over time
till you end up all of a sudden simply turning right into a monster