MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Vladimir Putin has grow to be “deeply frightened” about his technique after studying that Donald J. Trump referred to as him good, Kremlin sources have revealed.
After Trump praised Putin Saturday evening on the Conservative Political Motion Convention, in Orlando, the Russian overseas minister, Sergey Lavrov, reluctantly shared a video of the disturbing second with the Russian President.
“As Putin watched Trump name him good, all of the blood drained from his face,” a supply mentioned. “He was clearly shaken.”
After watching the video of Trump, Putin spent a sleepless evening in session with Russian army and intelligence officers to find out the place and the way he had gone mistaken.
“He’s rethinking the whole lot now, and he’s in a really fragile way of thinking,” the supply mentioned. “If it comes out that Don, Jr., or Eric thinks he’s good, that might break him.”
In the meantime, Donald J. Trump doubled down on his assist for the Russian President, providing Putin recommendation on declaring Russia bankrupt.