Ten Surprising Signs She’s Into You


She throws rocks at you. Arduous.
(Capuchin monkey)

She desires to boost your infants on a pile of excrement.
(Fly)

She kills you after copulating, not earlier than.
(Praying mantis)

Your tears flip her on.
(Mouse)

She kills all your folks’ infants.
(Meerkat)

She steals your meals.
(Orangutan)

She’s nice with you throwing up in her mouth.
(Parrot)

She glows fluorescent inexperienced.
(Shiny leaping spider)

She walks towards you backward.
(Japanese macaque)

She lays an egg with a extremely large yolk.
(Canary)

This excerpt is drawn from “Intercourse and the Single Panda: The Revolting Pursuit of Love within the Animal Kingdom”, by Dahlia Gallin Ramirez, out subsequent month from Chronicle Books.

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